01 February 2008

Bill Murray

Honestly, I love Bill Murray and I love that he’s grown a beard in recent years. But my critical eye says, the moustache color is lopsided, it’s trimmed too short and it doesn’t match his ridiculously-tinted hair. Yes, a beard can help your career immensely and yes, Murray looks better these days, but no, it isn’t up to snuff. Only as Steve Zissou did his white whiskers really shine. In time, we may see something truly remarkable grow from Murray’s face, but for now I guess we’ll all just have to live with the same mediocre beard every day forever.

Happy Groundhog Day.

Update: Remember Murray’s stellar Tenenbaums beard? I do.