31 March 2009

Jim Gaffigan

The Gaffigan beard. Hasn’t been around very long — a few years. How’d they come up with that? Was there some guy in a marketing meeting like “I got an idea. How ’bout we fill a pale guy’s face with nasty hair. Then you can grow it all splotchy… and it can be barely visible.”?

♪ Gaffigan Beard ♫

Simply put, this is what a Hot Pocket might look like if it were a beard.

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