The Complete Ukulele Guide to the Moustaches of the World

Xylocopa rightfully boasts:

We are currently the only people in the world to possess this highly desirable and useful object.

Complete Guide features complete coverage of the 25 major moustache groups, enabling you to instantly identify any moustache you spot without even putting down your ukulele.

The Ukulele Guide includes not only the standard moustache groups, but also exotic and endangered moustaches like the Shirley Temple and the LARP-stache. Recently cultivated strains of moustache such as the Octopus also feature prominently, and the headstock is graced with an inspiring moustache quote, sure to please any moustache fancier.

This is pretty much the awesomest instrument ever. Now all we need is a Complete Theremin Guide to the Beards of the World.



Via Whiskerino and Dean Morris.